Board Game Night
Main CP | 大/有 |
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Cast | 大 有 |
- 大有 are the couple that get divorced every time they play a board game.
- Every board game night ends in tears and accusations (有 at 大).
- This is exactly what 日 was hoping for. This will be what destroys their relationship.
- And then 有 comes downstairs to where 大 is sleeping on the couch for make-up sex.
- 新 barely attends board game nights because it’s mostly watching these two do foreplay and no one playing the damn game right.
- They’re fighting and 竹 just… is… is it my go?
- 汐 is bored and he’s either going to eat their pieces or 竹.
竹: I’m letting Hinode win!! It would be bad to go all out against a kid!!
- He’s just lost to 日 and is off to sit beside 汐 and sulk.
- 日 is not happy to be treated as charity - he’s perfectly capable of winning on his own.
- Occassionally 清 will play with them and if he does well, 日 will become completely focused on being the best at the game so he can beat him next time.
- 清 always picks a different game next time so 日 training is squandered.
- 日 grabbing 大 to very aggressively insist they HAVE to play the game he’s been practicing.
- 大 tells 清 to play the previous game because 日 has been practicing really hard and 清 pets 日 and calls him cute.
Monopoly
Section titled “Monopoly”- 汐 eats 大 and 有 properties he was at risk of landing on while they’re not looking.
- 汐 eats 竹 pieces while he’s looking right at him.
- 竹 getting desperate and asking 汐 for just a small loan.
汐: no loans, but I’ll buy services from you :&rbar;
竹: ah it truly is a monster.
- 竹 is seriously considering if his blow jobs are worth monopoly money.
- 竹 trying to give 汐 advice.
汐: Why would I take advice from the guy who went bankrupt in the first hour?
- He thinks it’s cute how bad 竹 is at these games.
清: Oosaki-kun, look, I painted the raceca-
大: Get out.
- 有 gives 大 the dog as his token because it’s cute like him.
- 大 very happy at 有 complimenting him.
- They’ll be divorced in the next 30 minutes.
- 大 very happy at 有 complimenting him.