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Catfish!Mei

Credits to El as cowriter for this.


Main CP
盟/冥
Low CP
大/有
Cast

  • 盟 finding 冥 on Grindr by chance.
  • 盟 being so happy about how well their relationship is going that he convinces himself 冥 definitely won’t be mad when he finds out it’s his brother.
  • He’s mad.
  • 盟 panics and pretends it was just a joke.
  • He’s madder.

盟: What’s the problem the only thing I lied about was my name! Even the photos are something the hair and make up team whipped up

冥: Oh, so you got your friends in on this plan too? Was it fun making fun of me for being so lonely I need to use an app?

  • 冥’s paranoia skyrocketing.
  • 盟 genuinely enjoyed being able to talk to 冥 for real and messaging him was the highlight of his day.
    • It was for 冥 too.
    • It wouldn’t have to be this way if 冥 would just give him a damn chance.
  • 冥 horrified by all the things he told 盟.
    • 盟 doesn’t see what the problem is. He told 冥 his secrets too, so it’s fair.
  • 冥 had already felt stupid for getting so attached to a guy he met on an app and now it’s even worse than his worst fears.
  • He’s making 500 vague posts on his priv that only 大 follows.
  • 大 is genuinely concerned since usually he doesn’t vague on priv, he just goes all out.
  • 盟 is pissed at him but genuinely misses talking to him.
  • 冥 has blocked him on everything ever.
  • 盟 making a new account to try and catfish him again but 冥 has straight up deleted his grindr account.
  • 盟 pissed and trying to drink his sorrow before banging on 冥’s door to confront him about it.
  • 大 opens the door.
  • 盟 now more pissed because MEI-CHAN IS CHEATING ON HIM?!
  • WAS MEI-CHAN JUST LOOKING AN EXCUSE TO DUMP HIM BECAUSE HE FOUND SOMEONE ELSE?
  • They’re both looking at each other wondering if the other is 冥’s boyfriend.
  • 大 not sure if he should leave to let them work it out because 冥 looks really uncomfortable.
  • 冥 eventually asks him to leave cause he can’t bear 大 witnessing this conversation.
  • Literally shoving him out the door and 盟 is getting jealous about that too because how come 冥 isn’t that handsy with him.
  • 大 going back to 有 who fully planned to be a brat about 大 hanging out with 新 but he brought back interesting gossip so it’s all good.
  • 大 isn’t going to say anything he doesn’t know for certain but 有 is filling in the gaps.
    • 有 would love this to work out for 冥 so he doesn’t have to deal with a threat.
      • and they’re sort of friends as long as he stays off 大.
      • He can go give 冥 advice (guy who approves of incest)
        • 大 is advising he does not do that.
  • 冥 and 盟 are on the verge of pulling each others hair out.
  • 盟 came over (drunk) with full intention of apologising (saying something somewhat concilliatory).
  • 冥 isn’t willing to listen and he just makes everything so difficult.
  • 盟 doesn’t have the patience to keep trying and aggression has been their whole relationship.
  • 盟 kissing him so hard he knocks him into the wall.
  • 冥 smashing him with the ash tray.
  • Why does he have to be like this! Why did his brother have to be such a difficult person!!