Meicest Collection
Credits to El as cowriter on all of this!
Random 盟 Appearance Headcanons
Section titled “Random 盟 Appearance Headcanons”- Lighter hair than 冥.
- Cheek dimples.
- Completely emotionless eyes. His expressions never reach them.
Childhood
Section titled “Childhood”- 盟 had his Nanami Utena moment with the cat that dared to steal his brother’s love.
- Grandma saw him dragging 冥 around like a cat after the actual cat was gone and had to step in.
- 盟 always complimented 冥’s eye, but 冥 always assumed he was actually making fun of him.
- 盟 was genuinely in love with it. He thought it was so fascinating and pretty and he felt so possessive over it.
盟: If Mei-chan doesn’t want it, I can take it out for you and I’ll keep it!
- 冥 was so scared he just clung to his grandma sobbing, unable to tell her what the problem was.
- 盟 would have treasured it though. He’d have preserved it and kissed it - it was so cute!!
- If 冥 isn’t going to be with him all the time (and 5 minutes is an awful long time to a child), he should be allowed 冥’s eye, so he can keep him with him. He could even carry it with him, since it’s small!!
- They’d sometimes have to share a bed as kids, much to 冥’s horror.
- 盟 loved it and would squeeze 冥 like a toy.
- Every time 冥 ran away when they were kids, 盟 would go looking for him and he’d always find him and be like “I thought I’d lost you” and kiss him full on the mouth.
University
Section titled “University”- 冥 would call 盟 “nii-san” when they were kids, but when they reunite in university, he’s just “Mei”
- Trying to prove he doesn’t owe 盟 deference.
- 盟 actually likes it more cause he can be linked to 冥 and it feels so intimate to be called by his first name.
- 冥 quickly stops using his name for him at all and he becomes “you”, “that guy”, “bastard”.
- 冥 seeing 盟 again and desperately trying to convince himself that he’s tough and not scared of him anymore.
- 盟 can see he’s trembling (his poor little brother)
- 冥 is so cute and scared… 盟 starts dragging him around to “help him come out of his shell”
- 冥 feels like it’s the exact same as when they were kids.
- 冥 is so cute and scared… 盟 starts dragging him around to “help him come out of his shell”
- 盟 can see he’s trembling (his poor little brother)
- 盟 was genuinely worried 冥 would have forgotten him.
- Seeing him so scared, he knew 冥 still remembered.
- 冥 desperately wants to introduce them like it’s a coincidence that they have the same name (after all, they look nothing alike) vs 盟 who always tells everyone that this is his beloved little brother.
- 冥 had 3 wonderful days of university where he could seem cool and aloof, and then 盟 attached himself to him and he became “Mei’s little brother, the one that writes the scripts.”
- 盟 seeing the old wounds when 冥 is getting changed and getting so excited at how they’ve turned out.
- Tracing them down his back right there.
- They bring the most toxic air to the troupe
- Neither of them trust anyone.
- Except for 盟 trusting 冥 with his life.
- 盟 is extremely social and has loads of friends, but there’s a notable difference in the distance between him and them and him and 冥.
- He’ll ditch them all the second he sees 冥 walking by.
- 冥 is notably trying to get away from him.
- He’ll ditch them all the second he sees 冥 walking by.
- Neither of them were interested in giving people ways to distinguish between them. They both believed they should be Shinbashi Mei and would not relent.
- 盟 liked that having the same name tied them together.
- 冥 would never give up his name to this bastard.
- After 盟 died, 冥 lost all devotion to his name and didn’t care what anyone called him anymore.
- Every time they got paired up, 盟 would be so clingy and give him “joke” kisses, much to 冥’s annoyance.
- 冥 would write scripts specifically to cast 盟 as the villain.
- 盟 always played them extremely sexy and 冥 would yell at the director for letting him.
冥: That is NOT how I wrote him!
Everyone else looking at the script: No, that’s. Definitely how you wrote him.
- 冥 will try to get him to just do a one-on-one table read with him to try and fix it, but now he’s just dealing with a sexy villain privately flirting with him.
冥: STOP ACTING. JUST READ THE SCRIPT.
盟: Mei-chan, I’m just trying to get a feel for it.
(guy who’s been brushing 冥’s cheek multiple times during this reading)
- 冥 will try to get him to just do a one-on-one table read with him to try and fix it, but now he’s just dealing with a sexy villain privately flirting with him.
- 盟 always played them extremely sexy and 冥 would yell at the director for letting him.
- 盟 then insists on doing table reads one-on-one with 冥 for all his parts.
- 盟 always complains that other writers don’t do romantic monologues anywhere near as good as 冥 does.
- Keeps asking who 冥 is thinking about when writing them.
冥: I don’t even like anyone and he’s trying to steal them from me.
- 冥 can’t stand having 盟 reading the romantic monologues he writes.
- Keeps asking who 冥 is thinking about when writing them.
- 冥 is always pissed when 盟 gets the male lead for his plays because he’s going to be saying all 冥’s gushing romantic lines and he reads them good but 冥 can’t fucking stand it.
- 盟 aces every audition for them while staring directly at 冥.
- 冥 is regularly shouting at him to focus on his fucking acting partner.
- 盟 aces every audition for them while staring directly at 冥.
- 盟 would frequently change the female leads name to “Mei-chan” “accidentally” during his one-on-one line read time.
- Every time, 冥 expects him to get it wrong on stage too.
- And what would be more embarrassing than the actor saying his own damn name.
- Every time, 冥 expects him to get it wrong on stage too.
- 盟 was so happy learning that 冥 hadn’t let anyone else see his eye while they were apart.
- Virgin eye for him 💘
- 冥 tries to refuse to take it off for him but ends up giving in.
- 盟 says “かわいい”, but 冥 hears “かわいそう” (force of his own expectation)
- 冥 desperately trying to smoke the anxiety away but his fingers won’t work and 盟 ends up lighting it for him.
- 盟 says “かわいい”, but 冥 hears “かわいそう” (force of his own expectation)
- 盟 makes a habit of stealing 冥’s cigarettes when he’s in the middle of smoking them.
- They’re not his preferred brand, so he always complains about the taste.
- 冥 who gets a bit pissed off when 盟 keeps going to mixers.
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He should be taking his studies more seriously, not flirting!
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冥 who whines about people spending too much time at parties and neglecting their responsibilities.
盟: Aww, so you agree you’re my responsbility?
冥 internally: I need him dead.
盟: Is he jealous? Cute. I want to see more.
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Not to mention, there’s always some girl that tries to pick a fight with 冥 after and he has no idea what it’s about.
- He assumes 盟 was talking shit about him.
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- 盟 trying to drag 冥 with him to some mixers.
- 冥 got annoyed at some girls trying to pick a fight with him.
- 盟 got annoyed at some girls trying to flirt with 冥.
- 盟 isn’t interested in bringing him anymore.
- 盟’s short lived relationships where they get mad at him for clearly thinking about someone else the whole time.
A-ko: You’re so self-absorbed. You’re just in love with your own reflection.
- 盟 suggesting they dorm together because 冥 doesn’t seem to be sleeping well.
盟: You don’t sleep at all. It would be good for us to dorm together, then I can make sure you’re getting enough sleep
- 冥 would rather die than have this guy telling him when to sleep.
- No one was particularly shocked when 盟 died.
- 盟 not realising 冥 was killing him on purpose at first and then it slowly dawning on him.
- 冥 desperately reassuring himself that 盟 deserves this.
- 盟 only ever thinks about himself. He’s a horrible, selfish person that never cared for anyone.
- He’s a horrible person who killed 冥’s beloved cat, so he deserves it.
- Forget all the times he helped 冥 out. All the times he got people to make allowances for 冥’s plays to match his vision.
- He always hated 盟 dragging him around, proudly showing him off to everyone like a pet.
- 盟 thinking 冥 is being awfully handsy as he struggles to secure the harness and commenting on it and 冥 is just glad this bastard will be dead soon.
- 盟 is busy thinking maybe 冥 likes him more than he thought… They should get breakfast after this :)
- Convincing himself that if he let 盟 down, he’d definitely kill him.
- Crying just a little but it’s definitely just a physical thing and not an emotional thing.
- It’s cause he’s going to get caught, that’s it.
- 盟 isn’t quite dead when 冥 starts crying.
- At least the last thing he sees is 冥’s cute crying face.
Ooe Ann
Section titled “Ooe Ann”Note: The 新橋 twins were 20.
- 盟 hearing rumours about how Ann destroys every man she meets
- Questions 冥 about everything every time he meets with Ann.
- 冥 assumes 盟 is interested in her - how pathetic.
盟: It’s not like she’d go for a guy like you anyway, Mei-chan. You shouldn’t even bother with her. I mean, she could get any guy she wanted and she’d never understand how cute Mei-chan’s eye is she’d probably call it ugly and
- 冥 is gay and thinks he’s just being an asshole.
- It would, in fact, be funnier to see 盟 getting rejected actually.
- Now he’s got to write for two divas.
- Ann meeting 盟 and instantly like “oh you’re OBSESSED with your brother.”
- Ann faking flirting with him and sending 冥 away.
- 冥 grumbling because of course 盟 is getting everything he wants as always.
- The second 冥 is out of earshot, she’s on his ass.
Ann: He’s adorable, isn’t he?
盟: haha…
- Torn between enthusiastic agreement, wanting her to back off, and pretending to be normal.
- Keeps trying to flirt with her (as he does with any girl 冥 seems interested in) but she’s completely uninterested now that he’s not there.
Ann: If this is how you flirt, you need some lessons. No wonder Shinbashi-sensei doesn’t like you.
- 盟 knows she’s just trying to get at him but the thought that 冥 may have talked about him and he needs to know what he said.
- Trying to be so subtle about asking what 冥 has said about him.
- 冥 never even mentioned having a brother.
- Ann is absolutely lost as to how he has anyone fooled.
盟: So, do you have any advice for an aspiring young actor?
Ann: Get good or give up. You’re really bad at it.
- He has no idea what she means.
- 冥 coming back and asking “when’s the wedding” and sounding so pissed it sounds bitter and 盟 is imprinting that in his mind.
- 冥 having a moment of weakness after Ann’s death and desperately needing comforted that it’s not his fault.
- Tries to disguise it as telling 盟 that Ann is dead because, of course, he liked her and this is 冥 being a good brother.
- 盟 can’t help but smile.
- 盟 catching himself just too late and realising how update 冥 is.
- The jealousy of why is Mei-chan upset over that bitch. Would he be this upset if I died?
- No.
- Mei-chan is upset -> I was right, he does like her. -> She’s dead :)
- The jealousy of why is Mei-chan upset over that bitch. Would he be this upset if I died?
冥 liking 盟 back
Section titled “冥 liking 盟 back”- 盟 who sees every little change in 冥 so knows when 冥 is starting to like him back even when 冥 doesn’t
- 冥 isn’t as scared of him.
- He comes to him of his own free will instead of being dragged.
- 冥 is stubborn so he won’t accept either of them acting on it and he won’t accept that his feelings about 盟 have changed.
- If 冥 could just be honest, 盟 wouldn’t have to force him.
- “Mei-chan is cute when he struggles, especially when he clearly likes it” (guy who is deluding himself)
- There’s the point where 冥 secretly likes it and the point where he genuinely doesn’t like it and 盟 can tell, but will ignore it if he’s having enough fun.
- This is everything that went wrong in their childhood.
Assorted
Section titled “Assorted”盟: Mei-chan always wants some prince charming to come sweep him off his feet and save him from the scary demon tormenting him~
冥: Shut the fuck up.
盟: I’m going to audition for beauty and beast, do you think I’ll get it?
- He, of course, gets the part.
- He uses it as an excuse to force 冥 to help him practice ballroom dancing.
冥: ASK THE DAMN FEMALE LEAD.
- 盟 insists it’ll be better if he practices with someone who isn’t good at it.
- 冥 even more pissed because 盟 is making fun of him for never having someone who would dance with him.
- 盟 insists it’ll be better if he practices with someone who isn’t good at it.
- 冥 lets him practice with him once but 盟 keeps staring at his face the whole time so he gets embarrassed.
- He knows 盟 is going to make a comment about his eye.
- He’s right. 盟 is obsessed with it.
- He knows 盟 is going to make a comment about his eye.
- 盟 sneaking up on the eyepatch side to kiss 冥 and get as many kisses as he can before 冥 can stop him.
- Stealing his eyepatch as well.
- 冥 is trying to WRITE he doesn’t need this!!
- 盟 in absolute frustration because he’s trying so hard to be a good person but 冥 makes it so difficult.
Relationship with Oosaki-san and Takanawa-san
Section titled “Relationship with Oosaki-san and Takanawa-san”- Oosaki-san and Takanawa-san hate his ass.
- He doesn’t like them either but he’s trying to be nice for 冥’s sake.
- They keep pushing between them on the couch so 盟 can’t get too close.
- They’re giving him a smug look as they keep them on opposite ends of the couch.
- 盟 tried to move them once and 冥 told him it’s their home and he can sit on the damn floor.
- 盟 sits at his feet looking up at him and actually this is worse.
- 冥 yelling at him for not being nice enough. They have feelings too!
- What about 盟’s feelings?
- 冥 isn’t convinced he has those.
- What about 盟’s feelings?
- Their opinion of 盟 is not improved by 冥 being so restless every time he visits.
盟 Kitty Cat Reincarnation
Section titled “盟 Kitty Cat Reincarnation”大新 Ending
- 盟 reincarnated as Oosaki-san
- Pushing between 大 and 冥.
- 冥 will finally call him by his (new) name!! And he gets priority over that bastard detective.
- He’ll pretend 冥 is calling him nii-san (doesn’t sound like that at all)
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- First time and 盟 tells 冥 to top and 冥 just stares at him and gets pissed off cause he doesn’t know what to do.
- This is what 盟 wanted. Cute.
- 冥 is threatening to leave because CLEARLY 盟 isn’t interested in putting in any effort.
- 盟 having to hold him down and trying to apologise but he’s laughing the whole time and 冥 is squirming HE IS LEAVING.
盟: I was joking. I know Mei-chan can’t do these things.
- 冥 is even more offended even though it’s completely true and exactly what he wants.
- 盟 having to bite 冥’s neck to placate him.
盟: Would you be nicer to me if I let you put a collar on me or do you prefer it the other way round?
- 冥 kicks him out but he’ll spend the whole night thinking about it.