Everyone is a Vampire Except Shiodome

Credits to El and Bee as cowriters on this AU!

Main CP	汐/竹
Low CP	大/有盟/冥静←清
Cast	汐竹大有新青日市場前豊洲船清盟静 Shigeko Ooe An

汐 isn’t a vampire, he’s just doing cannibalism for the love of the game.
Here we are, a room full of vampires on vampire island.
- WAIT IS THAT KID IN THE SUN.
Everyone staring at 汐 in fear when he comes back in with butterflies.
竹 is a very nervous vampire
- He is liable to snap and just go on a rampage.
- Also all his health problems came with the vampirism.
竹 is so jumpy around 汐 but thought he was just a fledgling on his bloodlust phase and was just trying to be understanding about it.
- No. 汐 is just like that.
They can’t even kick him off vampire island, they’re stuck with him now.
竹 feels he has to protect 汐 from the others.
- It’s to prove he could totally look after Shigeko. He can be trusted with a human.
  - 汐 is hitting on him.
    - 汐 thinks his tiny vampire fangs are very cute.
When 有 reads 汐 accusation, he thinks he killed the one that turned him and is horrified.
- He would NEVER hurt the one that turned him! He would never KILL him! (unless it was consensual 👀?)
- When he finds out it was his actual human dad he’s just who cares? That’s gross human shit. Why are we wasting his time with this.
有 wanting to know why the hell some fake vampire was invited.
- HE’S NOT EVEN A REAL AN OOE FAN.

有: We should kill this guy, Oosaki-san.

They need to kill him before he can convince 竹 to turn him.
- Least it will solve the issue of him not loving the one that turned him but 有 can NOT put up with him.
Vampires can NOT regenerate from being eaten by a silly little monkey.
汐 very upset because 船 tastes funny.
- 竹 is freaking out.
  - Does eating a vampire make you a vampire???
    - No. The maker would have to not be dead in the vampire sense.
      - No one told 竹 anything about vampire rituals, so he has no idea.
Anyone trying to tell 竹 otherwise has to listen to him trauma dump so they gave up trying.
汐 is feeling sick from eating 船 and 竹 is freaking out cause oh God he was left with a human for one day and he’s fucking turning.
- HE’S NEVER GOING TO GET TO ADOPT HIS DAUGHTER.
有 trying to tell him they should put 汐 down to spare him the torment of vampirism.
- What if he gets vampire IBS like 竹?

汐: I’m having fun! I’ve never had a stomachache before!!

竹: Are you SURE you’re human?

Eventually 汐 vomits and is instantly cured.
- This is NOT convincing 竹 that he’s human.

汐: The meat was bad. Takeshiba-san would probably taste better.

He threw up!! That means he’s hungry!! Take-han!!!
- 竹 is too happy that he’s okay he just agrees to whatever 汐 is saying.
  - REGRET.
  - 汐 is latched onto his neck and eating him.
新 has a million bottles of blood hidden all over the island that he won’t share.
Everyone has been smelling blood from the bottles constantly and assumed they were hallucinating from hunger.
Even after finding out 汐 is human, none of them want to eat him.
- There’s something wrong with that human.
  - If 有 catches whatever 汐 has, 大 will never love him!!
    - This isn’t true. 大 is obsessed with him as ever.
Poor 有 is starving.
- He drank two cafes of people on Hachijoujima.
日 is so fucking scared.
- He didn’t know regular humans could be like this. This is scarier than any of the vampires.
Once 汐 knows they’re vampires, he’s taunting them to bite him.
- Still no one wants to.
  - Except 竹.
    - Everyone is judging him cause they can see his fangs starting to extend.
    - 有 disgusted in his lack of dignity.
    新: You do NOT know where that THING has been.
    - Last blood he drank from the source was 盟 and he regrets it.
Vampires can cry blood, but 竹 does sweat it and it is ruining his rental suit.
有 is crying blood and 大 tries to calm him so he does’t lose too much blood.
- He’s feeding 有 the blood back to him off his fingers
  - 有 is making out with him to “share the blood”
    - This isn’t actually feeding either of them. They’re just making out.
新 has his grandmother’s locket, but it is made of silver and has scarred him significantly.
- The amount of “exposure therapy” he’s had and just scarring over the years means it doesn’t hurt much anymore.
Inter-vampire drinking can cause fucked up mindmelds.
- Huge hit with 大有, they could live eternity like this.
- 汐竹 can’t do this obviously, but 汐 is able to do his fucked up things to 竹’s brain anyway.
竹 is never fully convinced 汐 isn’t human.
- He has to be some kind of vampire right? Like he’s not the standard one like the rest of them but he’s gotta be some sort of sub-species? He doesn’t know enough about vampires to know what other possibilities are out there.
  - Everyone else can confirm 汐 is definitely human.
- He can do his psychic attacks but 有 insists that’s just 竹 being weak-willed.
  - 大 is also weak-willed.
豊洲, being a lot older, has very strong hypnotic powers, but he’s too frail to ever use them. Actually opening his eyes does increase his power though.
青 is still getting used to his vampire powers but he’s very good at giving off an aura like he’s older than he is from his father’s influence and general life skills.
- He wouldn’t dare ruin his father’s good name.
- 大 gets suspicious when he mentions old maid, but convinces himself that old people love terrible stupid dull card games.

Turning

大 family were vampires, including his grandma.
大 turned 有 when they were kids and his grandma was very upset with him about it.
有 has always treasured his vampirism as a gift from 大 and taken it as a confession of his feelings (NOT WHAT IT WAS.)
- Wrong. Love at first sight :)
青’s dad wouldn’t turn him and he was so fucking miserable about it he just had to ask some guy right before coming to the island.
- He doesn’t remember their name.
竹’s dad turned him and he’s so fucking miserable about it.
- He’s going to church about it.
- Vampires can NOT adopt human children.
冥 was turned as a kid when he tried to run away from home and his family was real pissed about it but 盟 was real weird about it.
- Learning that 大’s grandma was a vampire and finally understanding why his own grandma loved him so much and protected him from the rest of his family.
- Her locket was a gift from 大’s grandma after she’d turned and couldn’t wear it anymore.
清 spent his whole life BEGGING 静 to let him turn him.

清: If you’re going to do dangerous things, at least let nii-san turn you so you have some protection beyond what weak humans have
日 was turned by Ooe An, much to his mother’s upset.
市場前 is part of a very proud vampire clan.
豊洲 has been a vampire for a long time. Don’t worry about it.
船 was turned when he was adopted. He’s not a fan and he hates being on vampire island.

Drinking Habits

新 only drinks donated blood so he knows it’s safe.
青 is fine with starving actually.
市場前 hires people to drink from that he keeps alive in his home and they take good care of them to make sure it’s high quality blood.
豊洲 isn’t particularly bothered about food.

盟 used to drag him into the sunlight when they were kids to play - it wasn’t fair that 冥 spent all his time locked up in the basement.
- 冥 is covered in scars from being dragged into the sun.
- 盟 insisted it was exposure therapy!! He’d get used to it!!
  - He’d somewhat been purposefully provoking him, trying to get bit.
Their parents tried to scare 盟 into staying away from 冥 but absolutely had the opposite effect every time.
- Telling 盟 that if 冥 bit him, his blood would flow through him (盟 was very normal about this idea.)
- It backfired so horribly, 冥 was sent to live with grandma.
  - 冥 was fucking delighted.
盟 offered to bring him people to kill or feed on because people liked him so much.
- Clearly this is him being a good big brother!
- 冥 could not believe that 盟 would do anything nice fr.
Normal reason to kill him (did NOT turn him.)
- Kept hesitating mid killing him like he could kill him and pretend this. Didn’t happen. But being stuck with him for eternity is the worst thing ever.
- 盟 thought 冥 was finally going to turn him and got excited about it.
  - It’s not fair for One twin to be immortal >:(
  - 盟 was so horny the entire time 冥 was feasting on him especially cause 冥 sounded so sad about it.
- Partially killed him because he was scared someone else would turn him.
  - 盟 never would have let anyone else turn him.
    - 冥 thought 盟 wanted to be with him so bad he’d let anyone turn him.
- He thought 盟 just wanted the power and immortality to abuse.

Meeting 静 when they were kids and being convinced he had the best blood in the world.
Desperately wanting to turn him so they could be bonded forever but 静 always refuses.
Ooe An ends up biting 静.
清 begging 静 to let him bite but 静 is too focused on fucking killing himself.
Soon as they’re divorced, 清’s ex-wife is buying a sun bed. She’s spending so much time sunbathing with her new boyfriend.
清 lamenting that he couldn’t go into the sun to save 静.

Other

大’s grandma killed herself in the sun and 大 got burned trying to put her out.
- He ran back inside to try and get water, hoping it would help, but she was gone before he could get back out.
青 had introduced his human student to his father and his father treated him with such love and care, drinking from him delicately and always making sure he recovered well and strong.
- 青 genuinely thought he’d turn him some day.
- Instead, he found the kid’s corpse drained dry and unceremoniously dumped for him to deal with.

Everyone is a Vampire Except Shiodome

Turning

Drinking Habits

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