Hinode Route!Ooari
Credits to El as cowriter on this AU!
| Main CP | 大/有 |
|---|---|
| Low CP | 汐/竹 大←日 |
| Cast | 大 有 日 汐 清 |
- 日 Route except I’m a bastard and it’s 大有 end game.
- 大 and 有 will periodically go on dates.
- 大 is getting a wedding invitation every other year and he makes out with 有 at every single wedding.
- 有 will bring up his new wife/line-in bestie whenever he has a new one.
- They’ll be 30 seconds from making out before 大 remembers he has to get home to 日.
- 有 uses that as his cue to go home and murder his current wife/live-in bestie.
- 有 wearing a sundress and big floppy hat like Kojima Akuheki to prove he looks way better than 日.
- 大 asks 有 to help with with clothes shopping for 日 and 日 still likes wearing dresses sometimes, so if 有 could try on some dresses that would be great.
- 有 looks beautiful in everything and 大 just suffering in “this is fine I still have a chance,,,”
- 有 will invite 大 to the changing room because “the zip is so hard to reach.”
汐: did he fuck you yet
有: if you ever speak to me-
汐: ah so no
- Everyone has tried to be nice and give 有 advice, but he’s the one that keeps saying no (he knows 大 better than anyone!)
- Aren’t these people single? Who are they to tell him how to run his relationship! (guy who is single.)
- 汐竹 dating is not grounds to start listening to them.
- 汐竹 happiness has him raging - that should be him happy and in love and clinging to his boyfriend and and-
- Whatever, 竹 isn’t anyone of quality and just wants to be 汐’s sugar baby. There’s no quality to their relationship.
- 大 trying to get 日 to help him brainstorm how to ask 有 out vs 日 who keeps listing ways to kill him.
日: If you injure him he’ll be happy, right? He faked falling downstairs and breaking his arm so you’d look after him. I’ll push him down stairs for real.
- 日 disgusted every time he finds out one of the dresses 大 bought him was modeled by 有.
- 日 who is signing threats at 有.
- 竹 very concerned about the signs 有 has been asking him about.
竹: Ariake I’m not telling you how to tell the kid to die behind Oosaki’s back.
- 汐 finds it hilarious finding out about what’s going on from 日.
汐: know what would be funny?
- 竹 very concerned about the signs 有 has been asking him about.
- 有 suggesting they all visit his villa while looking directly at 日.
Route A
Section titled “Route A”- 有 trying to suggest 日 moves in with 清 so 大 won’t have to deal with him anymore.
有: Doesn’t Shizuma-san have a nice villa by a lake?
- 日 thinking of how he’ll drown him and it’ll be poetic justice for so much and (and Ariake is already packing his things and moving in)
- AND he’s allergic to gluten?! Murder will be so much easier in his house!
- 大 stoic but panicking like he’s sending his kid off to university.
有: Oh, you’re going to be lonely, right? It’s hard to go back to living alone after living with someone. He could…
- 大 is so close to agreeing but then 清 calls to ask about the bags of flour that were delivered to his house.
- 有 answers and quickly hangs up.
- 有’s idea of being nice to 日 before he moves out is giving him tips on making a drowning look like an accident.
- Every morning 清 wakes up to the gluten free loaf and the non gluten free loaf and 日 can’t speak sorry you gotta work it out
- 大 is having a meltdown about whether 日 has everything he needs with him. 日 left behind a load of his dresses that were so nice.
- Some of them weren’t that nice on 日, it was just 有 they looked good on. He’ll wear them again though.
Route B
Section titled “Route B”- They’ll eventually get together in their 60s and 有 will list all the people that died because 大 didn’t give in to him sooner.
有: It’s my day off and I still have to spend it at the cemetery cause there’s so many graves to wash and whose fault is that?
Related
Section titled “Related”Other AUs
Section titled “Other AUs”日 becoming 静 - Potential branch for this - 日 attempting to seduce 清 with 有’s assistance.
大有less Group Chat - Modern AU branch
Love Grilled - 有 meeting up with 汐, 竹, and 新 after dress shopping.