Ooariless Group Chat

Credits to El as cowriter on this AU!

Main CP	大/有汐/竹
Cast	大有新竹汐青

日 Route except I’m a bastard and it’s 大有 end game.
竹 has a crappy barely smart phone that can only just handle running group chat apps.
There are two group chats;
- Ooejima Survivors
- Ooejima Survivors Minus 大 and 有
新 is only staying in for the joy of knowing 有 is still beefing with a 14yo. It’s a major boost for his ego every time.
大有 are in each others DMs constantly
- 有 is always sending cute selfies and meal pics and getting 大 to send him pics back
- Everyone is very glad they don’t have to see that.
竹 keeps accidentally posting something for the 大有less group chat and instead posting it in the main chat.
- 竹 will screenshot some cutesy flirting 大有 are doing in the main chat and accidentally send it right after.
- He doesn’t know how to delete messages so he just spams to hide it.
  - 汐 joins in the spam just for fun.
    
    竹: Shiodome how do I delete messages
    
    汐: Don’t worry I got this

新: I’m going to kick you out of both group chats if you don’t get it the fuck together

青 has his phone muted for work and just checks once a day to see hundreds of messages and he’s so close to leaving every single time.
- He’ll post photos of the school garden, etc. once a month.
有 is accidentally confirming his dates with 大 in the main chat. Just so everyone knows.
汐 will DM him after to ask if 日 is going with them and 有 blocks him.
汐 takes 竹’s phone to send the same message.
有 lectures 竹 about letting 汐 use his phone to harass people.
竹 whines about 汐 getting him in trouble and 汐 offers to reply on his behalf.
- 竹 immediately on “DON’T SEND HIM GORE.”
  - 竹 is the only one who gets gore pics from 汐 because he loves him the most.
  - His phone is so filled of gore from all 汐 sends him.
  - The gore pics are NOT going down well with the priest when he’s trying to show him pictures of Shigeko.
  - 汐 sends 竹 a rant about people being wrong about cannibalism and prions disease every single time it comes up.
    - 竹 automatically corrects someone about the prevalence of prions disease and just immediately stands up and leaves the room.

日 Route!大有 - Primary route for 日 Route with 大有 end game.

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