Assorted Wedding Headcanons

Credits to El as cowriter for a lot of this.

Main CP	大/有
Cast	竹汐市場前 Akiko 有大新青

新 will walk away from a wedding like that was the worst experience of my life. Luckily mine simply won’t be like that.
- His mistake is inviting these people to show off how good his wedding is.
新 trying to simply not invite the troublemakers to his wedding so no:
- 汐 (mistake; 汐 is very popular with older people)
- 竹 (won’t stop begging to perform he needs the money)
  
  竹: please my wholesome family-friendly entertainment is the perfect match for the Pluto brand
  
  新: if you show up I will have you arrested for illegal busking
- 有 (didn’t want to be there anyway)
- 清 (gets invited as someone else’s +1)
有 does ask for the gossip afterwards to feel smug about his own wedding planning skills.
有 was somewhat active when planning his previous weddings but mostly left it to his then-bride. As long as he got his buffet, he was happy.
- When it’s his wedding to 大 though, it’s another story. Everything has to be perfect or he’ll kill all of them.
大 thinks any wedding is the perfect wedding because 有 is there.
- 大 was happy to marry him in that room on Ooejima, no moment has ever been as perfect to him.
  - 有 isn’t listening. The curtains are the wrong shade.

新 at 大有 wedding: Oh you planned it yourself? That explains a lot. I hired a wedding planner.

Choosing not to mention the month of tearing his hair out before handing it over to said wedding planner.
有 is so annoying about his ring from 大, he’s constantly showing it to everyone and positioning his hands for everyone to see it.
- Guy who is suddenly left-handed.
大 wears his ring on a chain until he gets home, then 有 pesters him to put it on so he can see it on him.
- He’d like 大 to have it on his finger all the time, but people wouldn’t see it through the gloves, so he’s allowing it.
  - It’s over his heart, so that’s the next best thing.
  有: You have to be as committed to telling people you’re married as you were to lying to me about it.
有 loves telling 大 about their rings potentially melting and fusing with their bodies during cremation and he wants their ashes and rings with be mixed in the same urn.
有 would consider inviting 清 to the wedding, but he’d either die of gluten or 大.
When 有 announces his marriage at work, everyone is a bit “should we get the cremator heated up now or-”
Any time 清 tries to ask 大 for anything he’s told “let me check with my wife.”

General 汐竹 - 汐竹 Wedding

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