General ShioTake

Danger

Heavy Spoilers for Takeshiba Route.

Credits to El and Bee as cowriters when I talk about 汐竹 - thanks for supporting my vision.

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Main CP	汐/竹
Low CP	大/有
Cast	竹 汐 Shigeko 市場前 Akiko 有 大 新 青

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• 竹 thinks it’s normal to wake up covered in bruises just because of his age
  • 汐 will try to bother him about them but 竹 complains too much for him to have a chance to take credit.
• 竹 is quite happy not remembering the mid-sex in-depth conversations of different ways he could be cooked.
  • It’s a very interesting subject!! He’s very lean meat!!

船 Route

• 汐 hearing 竹 was worried about him and just loudly telling everyone, “TAKESHIBA-SAN LIKES ME!!!”
  • They were there. They know. They had to watch him wrestle a guy twice his size on a boat over you. They had to be dragged into the forest looking for you.

Let’s Go Gambling

• 汐 sitting on 竹’s lap like a good luck girl and blows on his dice.
• He’ll eat them if they’re bad dice.
  • Strangely eating them involves sucking 竹’s fingers.

Shigeko

• 竹 somewhat reluctantly introducing 汐 to Shigeko.
• It takes till the end of the day to ask who he is.
  • 竹 just keeps flapping his hands, unsure what he’s even trying to sign because oh G-d what does he say
    • 汐 sees him struggling and signs “bride” for him.
      • He was studying ahead of meeting her cause
        1. He wanted to be able to talk to her.
        2. Sign language is super interesting and adds a whole new range of language and dialect to study.
  • Shigeko had put off asking cause it’s nice to see Yo-chan happy (but who is this twink)
• Shigeko isn’t sure about him, but if he makes Yo-chan happy, then she’s happy.
• 汐 really doesn’t like having to leave her back at the church.
• 竹 trying to insist they’re only allowed to visit her sometimes, it’s just the rules.
• 汐 offering to adopt her. He has a house and money and she can have his old room.
  • If he can’t adopt her, he’ll kidnap her!! It’s fine, they’re giving her a better life!!
• 汐 is very genuinely upset at the suggestion they might not be able to adopt Shigeko and another family could take her.
  • He can’t stand the thought of her and 竹 being separated, it hurts him too much and makes his sleep issues worse cause he’s thinking about sensei again.
  • He’ll genuinely do everything he can to adopt Shigeko, even if he’s not going to be the world’s best parent or the most ready, it’s important to him.
• 汐 keeps talking about being 竹’s bride so Shigeko starts insisting they at LEAST have to sneak her out for the wedding.
  • And now 竹 has to follow through with the wedding because it’s Shigeko asking.

Coparenting (日 Route!大有)

• 竹 is so stressed about being a good father, but at least he can see 大有 with 日 and know he’s doing better than them.

Wedding

• 竹 can not pay for the wedding and the father of the bride is dead.

  汐: Shijoumae-saaaaaaaaaan

  • 竹 goes to 市場前 to try and arrange a deal like he can pay it back if they just… make the installments really small…
    • He can give him show tickets?
    • Akiko (Fujo Queen that she is) is happy to help and they can work it out later

竹: Can a miko even get married?

汐, visibly shaking: Glad you asked :)

• 有 gets the invitation (though 竹 promises he doesn’t have to take it too seriously, it’s really just to make Shigeko happy) and crushes it because how did the clown get married before him and 大.

• 大 is terrified because there’s a red envelope in the house and 有 is pissed at it.

• 汐 thought the red envelopes would be funny.

  • 新’s did not survive long enough for him to read it.

• 市場前 tries to talk to 大 at the wedding, but there’s no getting past The 有 (no one is getting close to him with 有 around.)

  有: ah Shijoumae-san it’s so nice to see you have you tried the hors d’oeuvres turning him around before Oosaki can say a word to him

  有: Shijoumae-san, your wife looks lovely this evening. Please give her my compliments. Now.

有: Oosaki-san, I always wanted to have a buffet at my wedding

大: Did you not have one at the last one?

有: . I’m going to get some drinks.

大: Ariake-san?????

• 新 almost caught the bouquet by complete accident, but 有 stomped his foot and pushed him.
  • 青 managed to grab it while they were fighting.
    • He’s no interest in them, so just hands them to 大.
      • 大 wants to give them to 有 but he’s stormed off.
• 汐 makes a point of teasing 有 about the whole thing.
  • They only even did the bouquet toss because 汐 knew 有 would start a fight over it.

    有: WHY ARE YOU HERE. DO NOT SPEAK TO ME

    汐: it’s my wedding :)

• 竹 is trying to perform at his own wedding but everyone else is much more exciting entertainment.
• Shigeko is looking at 竹 for him to translate what the fighting is about and 竹 just desperately trying to tell her not to worry about it.
  • 汐 has taken to signing as he speaks so she’s trying to piece together from what he’s saying.
• 竹 tries to get Shigeko to go play with “the other kids” but that’s primarily 日 who isn’t too impressed with being handed a small child.
  • Sorry 日, you’re the only one he knows for sure can sign.
• 大 is trying to find 有 to give him the bouquet but now 日 is glaring at him and he has no idea why.
• 大 is just glad 清 isn’t here (guy who’d be telling everyone they’re related)
  • 有 and 日 had helped with the wedding menu just to ensure there was as much gluten as possible in case 清 did show up.

竹: This wedding might actually be more stressful than the funeral

• Everyone Disliked That.
• They can share some hato sablé as an end of night treat.
  • 竹 is forcing 青 to eat it.

    Students: Aomi-sensei, how was the wedding!!

    青: Bad.

• 有 was pissed, 大 just walked him home and then left because he “had to get his kid to bed”
  • He did manage to give him the (mostly crushed) bouquet at least.
    • He wanted to say he’d get him a better one but the mutism got him.
• 新 is complaining to his roommates about the entire wedding.
• 竹 is just glad to be home with his new wife - though wasn’t this meant to just be a show wedding?
  • 汐 starts yapping about all the significance of weddings and the communal aspect (since there was no legal side to it) and really, this is as much of a wedding as they’ll get.
  • 竹 realises he’s been played, but 汐 is cute. He’s happy.
    • Please never make him do that ever again.
• 汐 slept great (and on top of 竹)

市場前: How was the honeymoon?

竹, shaking: I don’t remember it.

• 市場前 doesn’t find anything strange about that, but Akiko is insistent they owe her more details.
  • 汐 will explain all the scars 竹 doesn’t remember and hasn’t noticed.
• 有 is pouting because 大 still isn’t proposing (they didn’t have their Ooejima wedding in this timeline, how could he ever be satisfied!!)

Related

Other AUs

汐竹 Comedy Duo

大有less Group Chat - Modern AU parts.

Assorted Wedding HCs